The Husband Store….

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where any woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!!!

You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the Building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband…

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 – These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking..

“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 – You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth! J

cheers

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Windows RUN Commands…

Wanted to Browse fast in windows. Remember these commands.
This will really save a lot of time of your. There are many
commands which you might have never seen or never knew.
There are certain properties of windows which you hardly know
exist in windows. Here is a list of 112 run commands.

Windows Run Commands

Accessibility Controls—- — access.cpl
Add Hardware Wizard—— – hdwwiz.cpl
Add/Remove Programs—- — appwiz.cpl
Administrative Tools——- control admintools
Automatic Updates—– — wuaucpl.cpl
Bluetooth Transfer Wizard—— – fsquirt
Calculator– —– calc
Certificate Manager certmgr.msc
Character Map charmap
Check Disk Utility—– — chkdsk
Clipboard Viewer—— – clipbrd
Command Prompt—— – cmd
Component Services—- — dcomcnfg
Computer Management– —– compmgmt.msc
timedate.cpl- —— ddeshare
Device Manager—– — devmgmt.msc
Direct X Control Panel (If Installed)*- —— directx.cpl
Direct X Troubleshooter- —— dxdiag
Disk Cleanup Utility—– — cleanmgr
Disk Defragment– —– dfrg.msc
Disk Management– —– diskmgmt.msc
Disk Partition Manager—– — diskpart
Display Properties– —– control desktop
Display Properties– —– desk.cpl
Display Properties (w/Appearance Tab Preselected) ——- control color
Dr. Watson System Troubleshooting Utility—– — drwtsn32
Driver Verifier Utility—– — verifier
Event Viewer—— – eventvwr.msc
File Signature Verification Tool——- sigverif
Findfast—- — findfast.cpl
Folders Properties– —– control folders
Fonts——- control fonts
Fonts Folder—— – fonts
Free Cell Card Game——- freecell
Game Controllers- —— joy.cpl
Group Policy Editor (XP Prof)——- gpedit.msc
Hearts Card Game——- mshearts
Iexpress Wizard—— – iexpress
Indexing Service—– — ciadv.msc
Internet Properties– —– inetcpl.cpl
IP Configuration (Display Connection Configuration) ——- ipconfig /all
IP Configuration (Display DNS Cache Contents)— —- ipconfig /displaydns
IP Configuration (Delete DNS Cache Contents)— —- ipconfig /flushdns
IP Configuration (Release All Connections) ——- ipconfig /release
IP Configuration (Renew All Connections) ——- ipconfig /renew
IP Configuration (Refreshes DHCP & Re-Registers DNS)——- ipconfig /registerdns
IP Configuration (Display DHCP Class ID)——- ipconfig /showclassid
IP Configuration (Modifies DHCP Class ID)——- ipconfig /setclassid
Java Control Panel (If Installed) jpicpl32.cpl
Java Control Panel (If Installed)– —– javaws
Keyboard Properties– —– control keyboard
Local Security Settings—- — secpol.msc
Local Users and Groups—— – lusrmgr.msc
Logs You Out Of Windows—– — logoff
Microsoft Chat——- winchat
Minesweeper Game——- winmine
Mouse Properties– —– control mouse
Mouse Properties– —– main.cpl
Network Connections- —— control netconnections
Network Connections- —— ncpa.cpl
Network Setup Wizard—— – netsetup.cpl
Notepad—– — notepad
Nview Desktop Manager (If Installed)– —– nvtuicpl.cpl
Object Packager—- — packager
ODBC Data Source Administrator- —— odbccp32.cpl
On Screen Keyboard—- — osk
Opens AC3 Filter (If Installed)– —– ac3filter.cpl
Password Properties– —– password.cpl
Performance Monitor—– – perfmon.msc
Performance Monitor—– — perfmon
Phone and Modem Options—– — telephon.cpl
Power Configuration- —— powercfg.cpl
Printers and Faxes——- control printers
Printers Folder—— – printers
Private Character Editor—— – eudcedit
Quicktime (If Installed)– —– QuickTime.cpl
Regional Settings—- — intl.cpl
Registry Editor—— – regedit
Registry Editor—— – regedit32
Remote Desktop—– — mstsc
Removable Storage—– — ntmsmgr.msc
Removable Storage Operator Requests—- — ntmsoprq.msc
Resultant Set of Policy (XP Prof)——- rsop.msc
Scanners and Cameras—– — sticpl.cpl
Scheduled Tasks——- control schedtasks
Security Center—— – wscui.cpl
Services—- — services.msc
Shared Folders—– — fsmgmt.msc
Shuts Down Windows—– — shutdown
Sounds and Audio——- mmsys.cpl
Spider Solitare Card Game——- spider
SQL Client Configuration- —— cliconfg
System Configuration Editor—— – sysedit
System Configuration Utility—– — msconfig
System File Checker Utility (Scan Immediately) ——- sfc /scannow
System File Checker Utility (Scan Once At Next Boot)——- sfc /scanonce
System File Checker Utility (Scan On Every Boot)——- sfc /scanboot
System File Checker Utility (Return to Default Setting)—- — sfc /revert
System File Checker Utility (Purge File Cache)—— – sfc /purgecache
System File Checker Utility (Set Cache Size to size x)——- sfc /cachesize=x
System Properties– —– sysdm.cpl
Task Manager—– — taskmgr
Telnet Client—— – telnet
User Account Management– —– nusrmgr.cpl
Utility Manager—– — utilman
Windows Firewall—- — firewall.cpl
Windows Magnifier— —- magnify
Windows Management Infrastructure- —— wmimgmt.msc

Accessibility Controls ——— access.cpl
Accessibility Wizard ——— accwiz
Add Hardware Wizard ——— hdwwiz.cpl
Add/Remove Programs ——— appwiz.cpl
Administrative Tools ——— control admintools
Adobe Acrobat (if installed) ——— acrobat
Adobe Designer (if installed) ——— acrodist
Adobe Distiller (if installed) ——— acrodist
Adobe ImageReady (if installed) ——— imageready
Adobe Photoshop (if installed) ——— photoshop
Automatic Updates ——— wuaucpl.cpl
Bluetooth Transfer Wizard ——— fsquirt
Calculator ——— calc
Certificate Manager ——— certmgr.msc
Character Map ——— Charmap
Check Disk Utility ——— chkdsk
Clipboard Viewer ——— clipbrd
Command Prompt ——— cmd
Component Services ——— dcomcnfg
Computer Management ——— compmgmt.msc
Control Panel ——— control
Date and Time Properties ——— timedate.cpl
DDE Shares ——— ddeshare
Device Manager ——— devmgmt.msc
Direct X Control Panel (If Installed)* ——— directx.cpl
Direct X Troubleshooter ——— dxdiag
Disk Cleanup Utility ——— cleanmgr
Disk Defragment ——- dfrg.msc
Disk Management ——– diskmgmt.msc
Disk Partition Manager ——— diskpart
Display Properties ———– control desktop
Display Properties ———-Desk. cpl
Display Properties (w/Appearance Tab Preselected) ——— control color
Dr. Watson System Troubleshooting Utility ———— drwtsn32
Driver Verifier Utility ———— verifier
Minesweeper Game ——– winmine
Mouse Properties ——— control mouse
Mouse Properties ———- main.cpl
Nero (if installed) ——— nero
Netmeeting ———— – conf
Network Connections ———- control netconnections
Network Connections ——— ncpa.cpl
Network Setup Wizard ———- netsetup.cpl
Notepad ——— notepad
Nview Desktop Manager (If Installed) ——- nvtuicpl.cpl
Object Packager ———- packager
ODBC Data Source Administrator —— odbccp32.cpl
On Screen Keyboard ——— osk
Opens AC3 Filter (If Installed) ——— ac3filter.cpl
Outlook Express ———— – msimn
Paint ———— pbrush
Password Properties ——– password.cpl
Performance Monitor ——- perfmon.msc
Performance Monitor ——— perfmon
Phone and Modem Options ——- telephon.cpl
Phone Dialer ——— dialer
Pinball Game ———— — pinball
Power Configuration ——— powercfg.cpl
Printers and Faxes ——- control printers
Printers Folder ——— printers
Private Character Editor ——— eudcedit
Quicktime (If Installed) ——— QuickTime.cpl
Quicktime Player (if installed) ———— – quicktimeplayer
Real Player (if installed) ———— – realplay
Regional Settings ———– intl.cpl
Registry Editor ——— regedit
Registry Editor ——– regedit32
Remote Access Phonebook ——– rasphone
Remote Desktop ——— mstsc
Removable Storage ——— ntmsmgr.msc
Removable Storage Operator Requests ——— ntmsoprq.msc
Resultant Set of Policy (XP Prof) ———- rsop.msc
Scanners and Cameras ———— sticpl.cpl
Scheduled Tasks ———– control schedtasks
Security Center ———– wscui.cpl
Services ———— — services.msc
Shared Folders ———– fsmgmt.msc
Shuts Down Windows ——- shutdown
Sounds and Audio ———— mmsys.cpl
Spider Solitare Card Game ——– spider
SQL Client Configuration ——— cliconfg
System Configuration Editor ——— sysedit
System Configuration Utility ——— msconfig
System File Checker Utility (Scan Immediately) ———- sfc /scannow
System File Checker Utility (Scan Once At Next Boot) ———- sfc /scanonce
System File Checker Utility (Scan On Every Boot) ———— — sfc /scanboot
System File Checker Utility (Return to Default Setting) ———– sfc /revert
System File Checker Utility (Purge File Cache) ———— sfc /purgecache
System File Checker Utility (Set Cache Size to size x) ———— sfc /cachesize=x
System Information ———– msinfo32
System Properties ——— sysdm.cpl
Task Manager ———— taskmgr
TCP Tester ———— tcptest
Telnet Client ——— telnet
Tweak UI (if installed) ———— tweakui
User Account Management ———— nusrmgr.cpl
Utility Manager ——— utilman
Windows Address Book ——— wab
Windows Address Book Import Utility ———– wabmig
Windows Backup Utility (if installed) ———— ntbackup
Windows Explorer ———— – explorer
Windows Firewall ———- firewall.cpl
Windows Magnifier ———— – magnify
Windows Management Infrastructure ———– wmimgmt.msc
Windows Media Player ———– wmplayer
Windows Messenger ———— msmsgs
Windows Picture Import Wizard (need camera connected) ——— wiaacmgr
Windows System Security Tool ——- syskey
Windows Update Launches ———— — wupdmgr
Windows Version (to show which version of windows) ——— winver
Windows XP Tour Wizard ———— – tourstart
Event Viewer ———– eventvwr.msc
Files and Settings Transfer Tool ———- migwiz
File Signature Verification Tool ——– sigverif
Findfast ———- findfast.cpl
Firefox (if installed) ——– firefox
Folders Properties ———- control folders
Fonts ———- control fonts
Fonts Folder ———— fonts
Free Cell Card Game ——- freecell
Game Controllers ——— joy.cpl
Group Policy Editor (XP Prof) ——— gpedit.msc
Hearts Card Game ———– mshearts
Help and Support ——- helpctr
HyperTerminal ———– hypertrm
Iexpress Wizard ———- iexpress
Indexing Service ———- ciadv.msc
Internet Connection Wizard ——– icwconn1
Internet Explorer ———- iexplore
Internet Properties ——— inetcpl.cpl
Internet Setup Wizard ——- inetwiz
Java Control Panel (If Installed) ——— jpicpl32.cpl
Java Control Panel (If Installed) ——— javaws
Keyboard Properties ———– control keyboard
Local Security Settings ——— secpol.msc
Local Users and Groups ———— – lusrmgr.msc
Logs You Out Of Windows ———- logoff
Malicious Software Removal Tool ———– mrt
Microsoft Access (if installed) ———— – access.cpl
Microsoft Chat ———— – winchat
Microsoft Excel (if installed) ———– excel
Microsoft Frontpage (if installed) ———– frontpg
Microsoft Movie Maker ———– moviemk
Microsoft Paint ———— mspaint
Microsoft Powerpoint (if installed) ——— powerpnt
Microsoft Word (if installed) ———- winword
Microsoft Syncronization Tool ———- mobsync

HAVE BEST TIME…

GOOD THOUGHTS

ATTITUDE IS WHAT LIFE IS ALL ABOUT…….
SOLDIER : SIR WE ARE SURROUNDED FROM ALL SIDES BY ENEMIES ,
MAJOR : EXCELLENT ! WE CAN ATTACK IN ANY DIRECTION.

EVERY ONE KNOWS ABOUT ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL WHO INVENTED PHONES, BUT HE NEVER MADE A CALL TO HIS FAMILY. BECAUSE HIS WIFE AND DAUGHTER WERE DEAF.

THE WORST IN LIFE IS “ATTACHMENT ” ITS HURT WHEN YOU LOSE IT. THE BEST THING IN LIFE IS ” LONELINESS ” BECAUSE IT TEACHES THAT WHEN YOU LOSE IT. YOU GET EVERYTHING.

LIFE IS NOT ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ACT TRUE TO YOUR FACE …….. ITS ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO REMAIN TRUE BEHIND YOUR BACK .

EGG BROKEN FROM OUTSIDE FORCE……. .A LIFE ENDS…IF AN EGG BREAKS FROM WITHIN…… .LIFE BEGINS .
GREAT THINGS ALWAYS BEGIN FROM WITHIN .

ITS BETTER TO LOSE YOUR EGO TO THE ONE YOU LOVE. THAN TO LOSE THE ONE YOU LOVE ……. BECAUSE OF EGO .

A RELATIONSHIP DOESN’T SHINE BY JUST SHAKING HANDS ON BEST TIME. BUT IT BLOSSOMS BY HOLDING FIRMLY IN CRITICAL SITUATION .

HEATED GOLD BECOMES ORNAMENTS. BEATEN COPPER BECOMES WIRES. CHISELED STONE BECOMES STATUE. SO THE  PAIN YOU GET IN YOUR LIFE MAKES YOU MORE VALUABLE.

WHEN YOU TRUST SOMEONE TRUST HIM COMPLETELY WITHOUT ANY DOUBT……. ……. AT THE END YOU WOULD GET ONE OF THE TWO : EITHER A LESSON FOR YOUR LIFE OR A VERY GOOD PERSON .
Finally:
 WHY DO WE HAVE SO MANY TEMPLES , MOSQUES,CHURCHES, SHRINES IF GOD IS EVERYWHERE ? A WISE MAN SAID : AIR IS EVERYWHERE , BUT WE STILL NEED A FAN TO FEEL IT .

Some Information About this Trip

When we are leaving this world for the next one, it shall be like a trip to another country.

Where details of that country won’t be found in glamorous travel brochures but in the Holy Qura’an and the Hadiths.

Where our plane won’t be Indian Air Lines, British Airways, Gulf Air or Emirates, but Air Janazah.

Where our luggage won’t be the allowed 30 Kgs, but our deeds no matter how heavy they weigh.

You don’t pay for excess luggage. They are carried free of charge, with your Creator’s compliment.

Where our dress won’t be a Pierre Cardin suit or the like but the white cotton shroud.

Where our perfume won’t be Channel, Paco Rabane, but the camphor and attar.

Where our passports won’t be Indian, British, French or American but Al Islam.

Where our visa won’t be the 6 months leave to stay or else, but, The “La Ilaha Illallah”.

Where the air hostess won’t be a female, but Isra’iil and its like.

Where the in-flight services won’t be 1st class or economy but a piece
of beautifully scented or foul smelling cloth.

Where our place of destination won’t be Heathrow Terminal 1 or Jeddah International Terminal but the last Terminal Graveyard.

Where our waiting lounge won’t be nice carpeted and air-conditioned rooms but the 6 feet deep gloomy Qabr.

Where the Immigration Officer won’t be His Majesty’s officers, but Munkar and Nakeer.

They only check out whether you deserve the place you yearn to go.

Where there is no need for Customs Officers or detectors.

Where the transit airport will be Al Barzakh.

Where our final place of destination will be either the Garden under which rivers flow or the Hellfire.

This trip does not come with a price tag. It is free of charge, So your savings would not come handy.

This flight can never be hijacked so do not worry about terrorists.

Food won’t be served on this flight so do not worry about your allergies or whether the food is Halal.

Do not worry about legroom; you won’t need it, as your legs will become things of the past.

Do not worry about delays. This flight is always punctual. It arrives and leaves on time.

Do not worry about the in-flight entertainment program because You would have lost all your sense of joy.

Do not worry about booking this trip, it has already been
booked, the day you became a fetus in your mother’s womb.

Ah! At last good news! Do not worry about who will be sitting next to you.

You will have the luxury of being the only passenger. So enjoy it while you can. If only you can!

One small snag though, this trip comes with no warning.

Are you prepared…. .you better be!

Proud To Be An INDIAN

An American named Mark visited india. On his return to America, his Indian friend who was settled in America, enquired with him about India.

Here is how the conversation of Indian and American goes on…

Indian: Mark, how did u find my country?
American: I found India to be a great country with solid ancient history and immensely rich culture and heritage.

Indian: How did you find Indians?
American: Indians? who indians? I didn’t find or meet a single indian.

Indian: You didn’t find any Indian in India? What non-sense? Who else could u meet in india then?
American: Well! In Kashmir I met a kashmiri. In Punjab a Punjabi. A Bihari in Bihar. Marathi manoos in Mumbai. Tamilian, Malayali, Telugu and Kannadigas in South India. I even saw people agitating and fighting for separate regions on the basis of their language and culture.

Indian friend was embarrased but was patiently listening…

Mark (American) continued, “In some places, I met Christians, Muslims, Hindus, Jains, Buddhists and few others; but not a single Indian did i meet”.

Friends, what’s your reaction after reading this?

Do you still think that you are a Kashmiri, Bihari, Telugu or Marathi? Indeed we may be but we are nothing until we believe and understand that we are Indians.

Remember, we are Indians first. Call yourself an “Indian”.

Be proud of being an Indian!

Forward this mail to all Indians.

20 General Questions

1. What do “A.M.” and “P.M.” stand for?

2. What is the Russian equivalent for U.S.S.R.?

3. What does “stet” in printing mean?

4. What do the following stand for:
4.1. B.B.C.
4.2. V.O.A.
4.3. A.I.R.

5. What do the letters “RSVP” at the end of an invitation mean?

6. Give the full name of:
6.1. UNICEF
6.2. CRY

7. What do the letters D.C. after Washington stand for?

8. What do VCR and VCP mean?

9. What is OPEC?

10. What do the following mean?
10.1. e.g.
10.2. etc.

11. What do the letters ER which follow the signature of Queen Elizabeth stand for?

12. What do the letters “QED” at the end of a geometrical theorem mean?

13.1. What is an UFO?
13.2. TNT is an explosive. What is its chemical name?

14. What does the sign ‘R’ at the top of a medical prescription mean?

15. What does “dim” In a musical score stand for?

16. Expand the following:
16.1. kw
16.2. cft
16.3. rpm

17. Who is an OBE?

18. What are the following:
18.1. P.A.A.
18.2. QANTAS
18.3. SAL

19. Which country’s name is abbreviated to C.S.S.R.?

20.1. What are the three R’s?
20.2. Children are graded at school by their IQ rating of what is IQ an abbreviation?

Try to answer these Questions.
We have studied all these in out lower classes. Try to answer them

Scroll down for answers

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Answers:

1. “A.M.” means “Ante Meridiem”, or before noon; “P.M.” means “Post Meridiem” or after noon

2. C.C.C.P.

3. Let it stand

4.1. British Broadcasting Corporation
4.2. Voice of America
4.3. All India Radio

5. “Respondez s’il vous plait” or “please answer”

6.1. United Nations International Children’s Emergency Fund
6.2. Child Relief and You

7. District of Columbia

8. Abbreviations for Video Cassette Recorder and Video Cassette Player

9. Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries.

10.1. “e.g.” stands for “exempli gratia” or “for example”.
10.2. “etc” stands for “etcetera” or “following”.

11. Elizabeth Regina

12. “Quod erat demonstrandum” or “that which has to be proved”

13.1. Unidentified Flying Object
13.2. Trinitrotoluene

14. “Recipe” or “take what has been prescribed”

15. “Dimiuendo” or gradual decrease of tone

16.1. Kilowatt
16.2. cubic feet
16.3. revolutions per minute

17. An officer of the British Empire

18.1. Pan American Airways
18.2. Queensland & Northern Territory Aerial Service
18.3. Scandinavian Airways Limited

19. Czechoslovakia’s

20.1. ‘R’eading, W‘r’iting, A‘r’ithimetic
20.2. Intelligence Quotient

Facts About Blood

It doesn’t take movies like Twilight to get everyone (women) excited about blood! Like making regular bathroom breaks during the night and awkward first kisses, we all have “blood” in common. As boring as it may sound, in Medical Assistant Schools, understanding the complexity of blood and its composite is as important as cutting up your first cadaver. See what interesting and fun facts you never knew about blood.